Funny Things My Son Says

Every day this kid is cracking us up. Here are some of his recent funny moments:

• He has started standing when he uses the potty b/c two of the boys in his class do it. So today I told him I was going to use the bathroom and he looked at me and said "Mommy are you going to sit or stand?"
• He has taken to saying "Oh my gosh" and then right away he tells us that "Aunt V and Rob taught me that!"
• He loves procrastinating before bed and every sentence begins with "How 'bout..." as in "How bout you give me a little bit of milk in a big cup?" "How 'bout I watch Dora?", etc.